(Sadly, Django remembers things a little differently.)

...I was fighting Vanargand. I did everything I could to fight it off without hurting you. Somehow I did...but it wasn't enough. I had to lead it into open sunlight so it could turn completely to stone. I transformed to try and weaken it, but I grew so weak myself, I can't remember what happened next.

And just like that? I'm here.

(And he is absolutely not happy about it. Can't you tell?)