[He'll manage a laugh at that.] No way, I gotta make sure I do something for these missions! Don't wanna suffer from burnout and blow all my cash, you know?

[Ohhh, he'll gladly take the position.] You rule, man. Totally rule--I'm gonna win this though, you better be prepared!!

[LET THE GAMES BEGIN. He's playing surprisingly well--he's pretty much shooting at anything that so much as moves. Thankfully this game has unlimited ammo, but he's definitely got an alive look in his eyes.

He's racking them points up.]