He's Santa Claus! He's the big jolly human with a red coat. And he has a magical sleigh and he and his reindeer fly around on it giving presents to everyone in the world! ... But if you've been 'naughty', you only get coal for a present. That's why you better not... um...

[CRAP how did that song go again??? Oh well, better just get to the point.]

... yell! Get it? ♪