(The Reapers most suitable (note: feeling down) for the job were chosen, apparently. Just goes to show that the higher ups really are paying attention.

Telling him straight out won't be fun, so she'll just be indirect. You're a smart boy, Josh; you can figure it out unless you already know you cheater)

They felt I needed it and there's little I can do to change their minds; perhaps they felt I didn't celebrate Christmas often enough back home.