[Damn it all! She could've had a sword if he was a player. Not being able to have any coffee for a week now looks like it would've been more worth it if she was a player. She's irritable due to both the coffee and sword problems, so she's going to try and deal with it by harrying today.

Have a Fluttersomeone fluttering about, looking for players to see if they're able to erase noise.]