WEEK 3 DAY 1: MISSION

[wonderful_mods]

Mission: "Rest under the tannenbaum!"
Time Limit: Short
Noise Plane: Solo
Wall Instructions: Key wall in front of the main gate. Condition is a pact.
Wall Rewards: Long Live The Ice
Reaped Rewards: Cold Stare
Mission Rewards: 10,000 zeny



[After a long trek through the snowy field, a row of fancy heat lamps and a stone gate finally come into view. Through it, the town of Lutie is visible, and looking quite welcoming with its Christmas greetings everywhere. Compared to the frozen tundra, you'll want to hurry inside - just try not to let the wall hit you on the way in! And once the gate is passed, the first thing you'll see is a massive Christmas Tree.... ]

Comments

[vexed_snake]

Gifts...for...right. Like presents for everyone are just going to magically appear out in the middle of nowhere.

[Congratulations, Ryoji, Asakura now thinks you're an idiot.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Well, they're not going to appear out of nowhere!

[Oh, okay he's not stupid-]

They're going to appear under this tree!

[Never mind.]

[vexed_snake]

Why would they be appearing under that tree?

[Asakura is weighing just how annoyed he's getting with the stupid and if he wants to punch Ryoji for it. It's tempting.]

[notsogrimreaper]

It's a Christmas tree! There's lot of presents under it, some of these must be for us!

[vexed_snake]

[Asakura's "you're an idiot" look couldn't be any clearer.]

Why? What possible reason would anyone have to get a bunch of dead people anything?

[notsogrimreaper]

...Because we are dead? I think a lot of us could use a pick-me-up sometimes.

[vexed_snake]

What's the point? Dead's dead.

[After careful consideration, Asakura picks up a present, scrutinizes it for a moment, and then decides to drop-kick it. Clearly he is just full of the holiday spirit.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Hey! Stop that! That's a gift for someone! You could have broken it!

[Ryoji hurries after the present, picking it up and returning it back under the tree, handling it carefully.]

[vexed_snake]

That's the idea.

[Asakura just seems amused at Ryoji's distress at the package-kicking, so he'll pick up another one and try the same thing because he's a jerk that way.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Why would you want to break them? They're something special for people!

[Hurries over to Asakura, swiping the gift away and just glaring.]

[vexed_snake]

Because it's fun.

[Asakura seems totally unaffected by the glare, if not a little amused.]

[notsogrimreaper]

It's not fun. It's rude. Wouldn't you prefer to get your own gifts?

[vexed_snake]

I don't care about gifts. If there's something I want, I just take it.

[notsogrimreaper]

... I-I think that's very mean.

[Wow. Someone here in the Game that Ryoji doesn't like.]

[vexed_snake]

That's the idea. It's fun. All that warm and fuzzy stuff vexes me.

[Unlikability is one of Asakura's special skills, really...]

[notsogrimreaper]

Why does it do that? I like being nice to people. That's what's fun to me.

And even if you don't like being nice, there's ways to have fun without hurting other people.

[vexed_snake]

[He just stares at Ryoji for a moment and then bursts out laughing. Having fun without hurting anyone just doesn't compute.]

Ahhh, you're just as bad as Kido...being nice is just a vexing waste of time.

[notsogrimreaper]

Who's Kido? Being nice is just a normal thing to do. Not hurting people for the sake of hurting them. No one even did anything to you.

[vexed_snake]

He's an idiot from back home. Tried to stop a small war...but it was a fun one.

[Asakura rolls his eyes.]

What does it matter whether or not they've done anything to me? If I'm feeling vexed, I have to get that out somehow.

[notsogrimreaper]

Tried to stop? As fun as it was, I'm sure it needed to end. Did he succeed?

You could invest in a punching bag.

[Ryoji is this close to going Thanatos and teaching this punk a lesson. How do you feel about getting your vexes out with a fight with Death?]

[vexed_snake]

He hadn't the last I saw of him.

Punching bags don't hit back. They're dull.

[There don't seem to be any reflective surfaces he could use for his powers in this area. As it is now, he'd be forced to flee after getting his butt handed to him, because he'd probably try to fight anyway.

...really, he deserves it.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Well, then I hope he does eventually.

...So you want someone to hit back, do you?

[Yes, he does deserve it. Ryoji is slowly realizing that.]

[vexed_snake]

[He's thinking he could easily beat up Ryoji without having to use his powers, too bad for him. Judging by that nasty grin he's got, he's quite willing to get into a fight.]

Those sorts of fights are always the most interesting...

[notsogrimreaper]

[Ryoji smiles, a little mocking and harsh.]

Yes, it'll be interesting... but I'm sad to say it will be very painful for you.

[A moment later, Ryoji has disappeared and this monstrosity is in his place.]

[vexed_snake]

[For a moment, Asakura actually seems excited at the sight of the terrible monster, because monsters usually mean cool fights. He's got his Advent Deck out, and...oh. There doesn't seem to be anywhere around where he can actually use the thing.

Awkward.

He's taking a couple of steps backward now, searching the area for something he can use to summon one of his monsters or to transform, but there's nothing. Running away would be a sensible option, but no, he's going to try to go in for a punch because he's a violent idiot like that.]